40 Most Weird and Funny Google Search Suggestions Ever. #32 Is the Dumbest. LOL!

Google Search has a very pretty cool feature called Google Suggest or Autocomplete. I bet you must have noticed already that whenever you start typing something in Google search box, Google automatically tries to predict what you probably want to search and offers popular search suggestions in real time.

Basically, it’s part autocomplete and part of “are you looking for this?”, and it is based on real searches carried out by real people who use Google to search for answers. When enough people search for a particular term, regardless of its meaning, Google store that popular term in their database to provide search suggestions to next person, the order is based on the overall popularity of various searches.

There is no doubt Google Search Suggestions are very useful tool, but since many people use Google to find the weirdest things and ask the hilarious questions, if you pay attention to some of the suggestion Google gives, you can discover some real gem in there.

Today, we decided to compile a list of funny and weird search suggestions Google provide. If these predictions prove anything, it just goes to show us that we search for the weirdest of things on internet when we think we’re alone.

Here are some of the weird and funny Google search suggestions

These Weird Google search suggestions are simply stupid, dump but hilarious.

Can I Eat My Cat

Hilarious Google Search Suggestions - Can I Eat My Cat

It’s not illegal unless you’re caught. Join the ‘Cooking with Cats’ club.


Why isn’t 11 Pronounced Onety One

Weirdest Google Search Suggestions - Why isn't 11 Pronounced Onety One

That’s a very good question.


Why Can’t I Poop

Funny Google Search Suggestions - Why Can't I Poop

Because your roommate is in the bathroom.


Why I Always Fart

Hilarious Google Search Suggestions - Why I Always Fart

It’s not you. It’s really the queef monster.


Why Can’t I Own a Canadian

Weird Google Search Suggestions - Why Can't I Own a Canadian

Well, Republicans are for sale, not Canadians.


Google Will You Marry Me

Funny Google Search Suggestions - Google Will You Marry Me

Just kidding. I’m breaking up with you.


What are These Strawberries Doing on Google

Weird Google Search Suggestions - What are These Strawberries Doing on Google

They are searching for the fruit salad!


Where to Donate a Testicle

Weirdest Google Search Suggestions - Where to Donate a Testicle

Men donate their testicles all the time… It’s called Marriage.


When I Jump I Wet Myself

Funny Google Search Suggestions - When I Jump I Wet Myself

Good for you.


Why is My Goldfish Turning Black

Hilarious Google Search Suggestions - Why is My Goldfish Turning Black

May be your fish is from Africa.


Why Do Men Like Boobs

Weird Google Search Suggestions - Why Do Men Like Boobs

No reason whatsoever.


Whats a Boyfriend and Where Can I Download One

Funny Google Search Suggestions - Whats a Boyfriend and Where Can I Download One

Can i download two? Please.


What is the Answer to Life the Universe and Everything

Hilarious Google Search Suggestions - What is the Answer to Life the Universe and Everything

Mystery solved with a calculator.


What If Google Was a Guy

Weirdest Google Search Suggestions - What If Google Was a Guy

You gotta watch If Google Was a Guy.


What Does It Mean When Your Poop Floats

Funny Google Search Suggestions - What Does It Mean When Your Poop Floats

It’s Physics bro.


How Do I Convert to PDF

Hilarious Google Search Suggestions - How Do I Convert to PDF

Why? Are you not happy being Human?


How Come Cupcake Is Not Considered a Mineral

Weird Google Search Suggestions - How Come Cupcake Is Not Considered a Mineral

Because it’s an animal.


Help I’m a Prisoner in a Chinese Bakery

Funny Google Search Suggestions - Help I'm a Prisoner in a Chinese Bakery

Free cupcakes… Yei!


Google Will Eat Itself

Weird Google Search Suggestions - Google Will Eat Itself

Very soon… In 202.345.117 Years.


Do You Ever Look at Yourself in the Mirror and Think What Wattage

Weirdest Google Search Suggestions - Do You Ever Look at Yourself in the Mirror and Think What Wattage

OMG! I thought that this morning.


Don’t You Hate it When a Sentence Does Not End the Way it Octopus

Funny Google Search Suggestions - Don't You Hate it When a Sentence Does Not End the Way it Octopus

Yeh, I hate it when people pineapple!


Don’t You Hate It When a Chinchilla Eats the Universe

Hilarious Google Search Suggestions - Don't You Hate It When a Chinchilla Eats the Universe

I like it better when a velociraptor throws bananas at me.


Is It Normal to Eat Period Blood

Weird Google Search Suggestions - Is It Normal to Eat Period Blood

No, but at lease she’s not pregnant.


Is It Possible to Live Forever

Funny Google Search Suggestions - Is It Possible to Live Forever

Forever is an awfully long time. You will get bored.


My Girlfriend is a Gumiho

Hilarious Google Search Suggestions - My Girlfriend is a Gumiho

Okie…


Never Put a Sock in a Toaster

Weirdest Google Search Suggestions - Never Put a Sock in a Toaster

I cannot trust him again with my socks.


Sometimes I Like to Pretend I’m A Carrot

Funny Google Search Suggestions - Sometimes I Like to Pretend I'm A Carrot

You’re acting… just like a carrot.


Do Men Have Periods

Hilarious Google Search Suggestions - Do Men Have Periods

Oh yeah… It’s kinda like having really bad hiccups.


Dinosaurs Were Made Up by CIA

Weird Google Search Suggestions - Dinosaurs Were Made Up by CIA

I can confirm this. I’m a dinosaur.


Did You Have a Brain Tumor for Breakfast

Funny Google Search Suggestions - Did You Have a Brain Tumor for Breakfast

No, I ate your sister, the one who is legal.


Cats Like Hitler

Weird Google Search Suggestions - Cats Like Hitler

Kitler.


Can a Human Get Pregnant by an Animal

Weirdest Google Search Suggestions - Can a Human Get Pregnant by an Animal

Why are you asking? What have you done?


7 Times 14

Funny Google Search Suggestions - 7 Times 14

It’s only natural.


Is It Impossible to Lick Your Elbow

Hilarious Google Search Suggestions - Is It Impossible to Lick Your Elbow

You better fucking stay away from my elbow.


Is It Bad If Your Poop Floats

Weird Google Search Suggestions - Is It Bad If Your Poop Floats

Hear what is it trying to tell you.


If I Ate Myself Would I Double in Size

Funny Google Search Suggestions - If I Ate Myself Would I Double in Size

You would become twice as disappear.


I Ate a Big Red Candle

Hilarious Google Search Suggestions - I Ate a Big Red Candle

You sure there was no man attached to it to the end?


How Do I Quit My Job

Weirdest Google Search Suggestions - How Do I Quit My Job

Best way to get a shit reference.

Funny Google Search Suggestions - How Do I Quit My Job


What Would Happened If There Was No Google

Hilarious Google Search Suggestions - What Would Happened If There Was No Google

I don’t know. Google it.


And the best of all…

How Do I Google Something

Weird Google Search Suggestions - How Do I Google Something

Right. Why don’t you Google that!


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