Google Search has a very pretty cool feature called Google Suggest or Autocomplete. I bet you must have noticed already that whenever you start typing something in Google search box, Google automatically tries to predict what you probably want to search and offers popular search suggestions in real time.
Basically, it’s part autocomplete and part of “are you looking for this?”, and it is based on real searches carried out by real people who use Google to search for answers. When enough people search for a particular term, regardless of its meaning, Google store that popular term in their database to provide search suggestions to next person, the order is based on the overall popularity of various searches.
There is no doubt Google Search Suggestions are very useful tool, but since many people use Google to find the weirdest things and ask the hilarious questions, if you pay attention to some of the suggestion Google gives, you can discover some real gem in there.
Today, we decided to compile a list of funny and weird search suggestions Google provide. If these predictions prove anything, it just goes to show us that we search for the weirdest of things on internet when we think we’re alone.
Here are some of the weird and funny Google search suggestions
Can I Eat My Cat
It’s not illegal unless you’re caught. Join the ‘Cooking with Cats’ club.
Why isn’t 11 Pronounced Onety One
That’s a very good question.
Why Can’t I Poop
Because your roommate is in the bathroom.
Why I Always Fart
It’s not you. It’s really the queef monster.
Why Can’t I Own a Canadian
Well, Republicans are for sale, not Canadians.
Google Will You Marry Me
Just kidding. I’m breaking up with you.
What are These Strawberries Doing on Google
They are searching for the fruit salad!
Where to Donate a Testicle
Men donate their testicles all the time… It’s called Marriage.
When I Jump I Wet Myself
Good for you.
Why is My Goldfish Turning Black
May be your fish is from Africa.
Why Do Men Like Boobs
No reason whatsoever.
Whats a Boyfriend and Where Can I Download One
Can i download two? Please.
What is the Answer to Life the Universe and Everything
Mystery solved with a calculator.
What If Google Was a Guy
You gotta watch If Google Was a Guy.
What Does It Mean When Your Poop Floats
It’s Physics bro.
How Do I Convert to PDF
Why? Are you not happy being Human?
How Come Cupcake Is Not Considered a Mineral
Because it’s an animal.
Help I’m a Prisoner in a Chinese Bakery
Free cupcakes… Yei!
Google Will Eat Itself
Very soon… In 202.345.117 Years.
Do You Ever Look at Yourself in the Mirror and Think What Wattage
OMG! I thought that this morning.
Don’t You Hate it When a Sentence Does Not End the Way it Octopus
Yeh, I hate it when people pineapple!
Don’t You Hate It When a Chinchilla Eats the Universe
I like it better when a velociraptor throws bananas at me.
Is It Normal to Eat Period Blood
No, but at lease she’s not pregnant.
Is It Possible to Live Forever
Forever is an awfully long time. You will get bored.
My Girlfriend is a Gumiho
Never Put a Sock in a Toaster
I cannot trust him again with my socks.
Sometimes I Like to Pretend I’m A Carrot
You’re acting… just like a carrot.
Do Men Have Periods
Oh yeah… It’s kinda like having really bad hiccups.
Dinosaurs Were Made Up by CIA
I can confirm this. I’m a dinosaur.
Did You Have a Brain Tumor for Breakfast
No, I ate your sister, the one who is legal.
Cats Like Hitler
Can a Human Get Pregnant by an Animal
Why are you asking? What have you done?
7 Times 14
It’s only natural.
Is It Impossible to Lick Your Elbow
You better fucking stay away from my elbow.
Is It Bad If Your Poop Floats
Hear what is it trying to tell you.
If I Ate Myself Would I Double in Size
You would become twice as disappear.
I Ate a Big Red Candle
You sure there was no man attached to it to the end?
How Do I Quit My Job
Best way to get a shit reference.
What Would Happened If There Was No Google
I don’t know. Google it.
And the best of all…
How Do I Google Something
Right. Why don’t you Google that!