32 Best Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids That’ll Surely Get You a Laugh

Have you ever tried Knock Knock Jokes with your friends or probably with your kids? They are fun, right!

Knock knock jokes are probably the funniest jokes you can ever come across especially for kids.

These types of jokes are kind of stupid and dumb which makes them even more funnier.

Knock Knock Jokes have been around forever! Since about the 1930’s, to be more exact, knock knock jokes are making people laugh and cry at the same time.

Some people may find them boring probably because they could not understand the pun, but the fact is, knock knock jokes are absolutely mind blowing because they are very often puns making use of double meanings and word misuse.

So today, I decided to keep the fun rolling and made a batch of best funny knock knock jokes for kids.

Of course a lot of them are my favorites from when I was a kid, but some of them are brand new to me too.

This was such a fun to put together these funny knock knock jokes.

In fact, I was smiling the entire time. I really hope you enjoy these funny knock knock jokes as much as I did!

Here are few Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Children

1.

Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me today?


2.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Who! Who who? That's what an owl says!


3.

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids - Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.


4.

Best Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.


5.

Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?


6.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who. Oh never mind it's pointless.


7.

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids - Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says Mooooo!


8.

Best Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Double. Double who? W!


9.

Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!


10.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!


11.

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids - Knock, knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You don't know who you are?


12.

Best Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Wow, I'm excited to see you too.


13.

Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!


14.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry, it's just me.


15.

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids - Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup... ARRRRRRRRRR!


16.

Best Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Iva. Iva who? I've a sore hand from knocking!


17.

Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?


18.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel.


19.

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids - Knock, knock. Who's there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas!


20.

Best Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?


21.

Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like!


22.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?


23.

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids - Knock, knock. Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money for the movies.


24.

Best Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta worm that was in his apple.


25.

Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold out here!


26.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over!


27.

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids - Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!


28.

Best Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know. I've got amnesia.


29.

Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? King Tut. King Tut who? King Tut-key fried chicken!


30.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get something to eat?


31.

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids - Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, It's overflowing!


32.

Best Knock Knock Jokes - Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin the piggy bank again.


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